Why Did the Chicken Cross The Road? What The Experts Had To Say.. hahaha....

Kindergarten teacher: Because it wanted to get to the other side. Aristotle: It is the nature of chickens to cross roads. Ronald Reagan: I forget. Arthur Andersen (consultant): Deregulation of the chicken's side of the road was threatening its dominant market position. The chicken was faced with significant challenges to create and develop the competences required for the newly competitive market. Andersen, in a partnering relationship with the client, helped the chicken by rethinking its physical distribution strategy and implementation processes. Using the Poultry Integration Model (PIM), Andersen helped the chicken use its skills, methodologies, knowledge, capital and experiences to align the chicken people, processes and technology in support of its overall strategy within a Program Management framework. Richard M. Nixon: The chicken did not cross the road. I repeat, the chicken did NOT cross the road. Computer Programmer: In order for the chicken to cross the road safely they ...